everyone please tell us how you think this is pronounced
So with a sliiiight adjustment this can mean something in IPA. (That’s “International Phonetic Alphabet”, not “India Pale Ale”, in case anyone was confused.)
The symbol <ɜ> — which looks like a 3 but is in fact a backwards epsilon — represents a kind of central vowel sound. The colon — formally written as a triangular colon but informally people just use normal colons all the time — represents a lengthened vowel sound. So these are both symbols we can understand as carrying phonetic meaning.
However! The symbol for vowel lengthening has to come after the vowel, not before. So /:3/, or more properly /ːɜ/, doesn’t work. The colon indicates that we’re lengthening a vowel immediately before, but there’s no vowel there. We COULD say “this power word has to follow a vowel sound” OR…
Obviously if “backwards epsilon” is an IPA symbol it’s because “regular epsilon” was already taken. And it is! Epsilon, <ɛ>, is used to represent a certain front vowel sound — the backwards epsilon is the symbol it is because it’s a centralized version of this one. I’m not going to get into the vowel trapezoid here, so instead I’ll say this is the vowel found in English “pet”.
And if we use the regular epsilon, we can put the lengthening colon AFTER it and get the same face. So if we adjust to “Power Word ɛː”, we’re in business.
It’s pronounced “eeeeehhhhh”.
Power Word :3
La virgen…
A wizard in real life
he’s casting spells
I’ve rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.
High fives all around, friends. If we’ve accomplished nothing else today, we still have this.
I feel the need to add this
Death Of The Author is out, Bullying Of The Author Out Of A Forum About Their Own Work is in
Pigeon attempts to court falcon
For all those in the notes - peregrine falcons hunt by dive-bombing their prey; this falcon however is currently stationary and cannot dive-bomb much of anything. In this moment, the pigeon is safe. The falcon however may not recover from the embarrassment.
I can’t tell if that’s a giant pigeon or a tiny falcon
Tiny falcon
the women characters in hideo kojima’s games are really sexualized, but in a way that a reclusive gay man would sexualize them
I think endlessly about how he allegedly has a wife and son which nobody anywhere knows anything about at all, and the primary source of this information appears to be this excerpt from a four-paragraph Wired article written by Tim Rogers in 2004:
dont you dare call me a fucking fake gamer i think about dick every moment of my life.
What does that have to do with gaming ?
fake gamer spotted. take the shot.
Black Inca Hummingbird (Coeligena prunellei), family Trochilidae, order Apodiformes, endemic to Colombia
photograph by @ernestoobandog | IG
first date advice
I cannot BELIEVE you guys actually signing up to netflix just because account sharing was banned. You need to learn about cool websites with many beautiful women who would love you message you and send you downloadable files.






